bionichairychestwig
Age : 99
Joined : 09 Jun 2007
Posts : 23
Localisation : land of the black cats ftm
|  Subject: these questions keep me awake at night.  Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:50 am | |
| Can you cry under water ?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours ?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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hulk
Age : 56
Joined : 10 Jun 2007
Posts : 31
Localisation : best side of the tyne
| | Subject: Re: these questions keep me awake at night. Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:40 pm | |
| Try fishing some of the carp matches/socials some body is sure to have all the answers  |
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bionichairychestwig
Age : 99
Joined : 09 Jun 2007
Posts : 23
Localisation : land of the black cats ftm
| | Subject: Re: these questions keep me awake at night. Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:46 pm | |
| | dont think that would help my sleep problem though, be awake all night hauling fish, from what ive heard your all being outfished by a noddy. |
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neil9629
Age : 34
Joined : 11 Jun 2007
Posts : 227
Localisation : lemington
| | Subject: noddy Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:27 pm | |
| But as you know all noddys can catch fish, just look at karl!!!! and ian has had a few aswell!!!!   |
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ian
Age : 37
Joined : 09 Jun 2007
Posts : 196
Localisation : newcastle upon tyne
| | Subject: Re: these questions keep me awake at night. Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:30 pm | |
| hey, leave it out mate ,i'll have you know ive had some nice small fish out this year.
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