The committee are sorry to announce that it appears that the online security for this site seems to have been breeched someone pretending to be Iain Ranking has logged on. As we all know Iain is not allowed access to the internet in the secure unit which he is now spending his time.

Can we once again remind you all of the importance of not giving you username and password out to anyone.

On the off chance that Iain has escaped from the secure unit we must encourage members not to approach him. Whilst he is not dangerous he is terminally confused, this is partly due to his recent dose of bovine TB but also because of shape of his head.