could i take this chance to let everyone know i now reside in gosforth,so no longer will i be called GOD at leazes,i shall now be known as ...............lord godington-tootridge!!

i am also holding interviews for staff (butler,maid and a jeeves)....i would also like a few serf's to converse with my vegatables as and when required

thanx for reading this cr*p and the crest is being drawn up as we speak,ill be sure to send it in xmas cards this year...thank you and goodnight

I knew she would get her own way in the end.

Sure enough mate,but if i roll over and play dead she mightn't notice that im fishing loads more